Tuesday, October 18, 2005

TKO Tuesday

Who would win in an all out slugfest between a drunken Bigfoot and the resurrected, zombified corpse of Bear Bryant? Keep in mind that he got his nickname wrestling a bear at a state fair when he was younger.


Anonymous The Hoodoo King said...

While Bear Bryant may have been an excellent bear-wrestler in his lifetime, the zombification process is bound to slow his reactions and limit his movement. His best defense becomes biting.

The drunken Bigfoot will not feel Bryant's bites, though, and the alcohol in his blood will surely sterilize any zombie contagion on contact. A single heavy blow to the head of Bear Bryant and it's all over.

Advantage Sasquatch.

12:09 AM  
Blogger Nathan said...

Yeah, Bear Bryant wouldn't stand a chance unless he had a shotgun and track speed (much more potent than regular speed).

8:38 AM  
Blogger Lulu said...

hoodoo's right.

Bigfoot all the way.

6:15 PM  
Blogger Ian said...

Wow. No one respects zombie strength.

1:49 AM  
Anonymous The Hoodoo King said...

Zombie strength is a myth. The only reason a zombie is particularly strong - or may appear so - is because they're absolutely driven. Every ounce of them is given over to the pursuit of sweet'n'meaty grey matter. Also, a lot of what they're pulling, pushing and lashing at is already bitten, which means it's already decomposing and less tough.

Also, you've got to bear in mind that Sasquatch is nine feet tall and built like a coffin nail. Not even Bub stands a fair chance.

11:26 AM  
Blogger Nikki said...

Maybe I should just bookmark this shit, so I don't have to constantly be going through Stacie's blog--not that it isn't a great blog.

10:03 PM  

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